Kyle Swann

Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody’s project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to…

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Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.

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MAKING NEW FRIENDS; Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. POSITIVES & NEGATIVES; Ned tries to cheer…

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Getting Organized: Ned’s locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie’s favorite snack has been…

Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a…

Boys: Ned goes through a phase when Suzie moves away. The guys try and get him back to normal, so he can continue his guide. Meanwhile, Moze starts a class…

Hallway: Ned becomes Hall Monitor, Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report. Friends Moving: Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away…

Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like ”The Revenger.” All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl…

Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie…

The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get…

Social Studies: Ned and friends social studies teacher assigns a group project. The two winners get to on to the Capital for an entire weekend. Cookie wants to work with…

Art Class: Art class is in debt, and so the course is going to be canceled. To save it, they have an art show to raise money. Ned makes a…

Dismissal: Suzie moves into Ned’s locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.School Plays: Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries…

Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s…

New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo….

Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him. Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike…

Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while Moze decides she no longer likes…

School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest…

Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and…

Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology…

Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney’s ”Golden Notebook.” Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math…

Video Projects – Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr….

Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super…

New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his ”new semester list”, but first he enlists Moze’s help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By…

Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor’s party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is…

Cheaters: Ned must decide if he’s going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze’s work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a…

Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super…

Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back…

School Elections: Ned doesn’t want to run for class president because it’s a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he’d be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting…

Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored ”atomic flush” is…

Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance…

Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that…

Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan…

Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls’ room. Moze puts Ned’s name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to…

First Day: It’s the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once. Lockers: When…